♪ Teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell ♪
♪ turtle power ♪
♪ they're the world's most fearsome fighting team ♪
We're really hip.
♪ They're heroes in the half shell ♪
♪ and they're green ♪
Hey, get a grip.
♪ When the evil shredder attacks ♪
♪ these turtle boys don't cut him no slack ♪
♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ splinter taught them to be ninja teens ♪
He's a radical rat.
♪ Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines ♪
That's a fact, Jack.
♪ Raphael is cool but rude ♪
Gimme a break!
♪ Michelangelo is a party dude ♪
Party! ♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell ♪
♪ turtle power ♪
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thank you a thousand fold, turtles.
Had it not been for your help,
my precious dragon would have been destroyed.
Obento, there is another
who needs your protection,
usagi yojimbo, a stranger from another dimension
stranded in our world.
I will gladly care for him
until you can find a way of getting him home.
It's that blasted rabbit again.
Watching reruns of your old failures, shredder?
Far from it, krang.
I am plotting future victories,
and this furry little samurai warrior
will help me achieve it.
Exactly how do you intend doing that?
By turning him into an ally against the turtles.
Oh, perfect.
A completely abandoned warehouse.
Oh, for once you two imbeciles
did something right.
Ow!
Oh, I had to open my big mouth.
It was his fault.
It was not!
Yeah.
Oh, shut up, you two!
There's work to be done.
Usagi, my son,
you will be in charge
while I go to the store for some supplies.
Hai, obento-San,
I will defend the museum with my life.
I doubt if that will be necessary.
There, that's the man we want.
A man?
But boss... [SNORTS]
I thought we were going to grab that bunny.
Ha ha! You zeros wouldn't stand a chance
against that samurai rabbit.
On the other hand,
if we capture his sensei,
he will come to us.
Birdseed, squeak toys, catnip,
and 20 pounds of carrots for usagi.
I hope this will last us all for a week.
Oof!
Hey, pop, did you have a nice trip?
Insolent young man, who are you,
or rather, what are you?
Don't try nothing funny, geezer.
Take him to the warehouse,
then meet me at the far east animal society.
Take a break, dude.
It's pizza time.
Not for me. I'm working.
Too busy for pizza?
Oh, the boy is definitely out of it.
I'm too busy to eat.
I'm trying to zero in
on that dimension usagi came from.
Hey, no problemo. Just find the dimension
where everyone looks like an animal.
Only don't tune in a wrestling match by mistake.
[PORTAL EMITS STATIC] Hold on!
I think I'm getting something.
Eeba matter with yoo?
Yah? Wee yooyoo eekin?
Whoa! It's the planet of the rubber bands.
I think I saw that flick.
Hey, see what's on another channel.
Vending machines?
Not quite.
The entire planet is junk food.
Oh, totally radical.
Maybe, but it's still not usagi's home world.
Guys, this is not going to be easy.
Here you are, my little friends.
These breadcrumbs will have to do
until master obento returns with the supplies.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
That must be him now.
I will open it, master.
You!
Are you not the one they call shredder?
I have that extreme pleasure.
But you are a bad person.
I guess that's why I made your master my prisoner.
What have you done with him?
He's quite safe, I assure you.
And he will remain that way
if you carry out a small task for me.
What task?
Destroy the teenage mutant ninja turtles.
Never! To take 4 lives
in exchange for one is dishonorable.
Perhaps I might suggest a more...
Honorable arrangement.
Such as?
We will fight a duel.
If you win, the old man goes free.
But if I win, you will destroy the turtles.
I accept,
especially since you cannot possibly defeat me.
We shall see, rabbit.
Aah!
Uhh!
Ooh, ooh, 2 swords clanking together.
That's our cue.
Heh heh. Dirty tricks.
[SNORTS] It's what I live for.
Uhh!
Ha ha ha ha.
Now, my furry foe,
prepare to be humiliated.
I should warn you,
I have never lost a sword fight.
That is because you have never before
fought a samurai rabbit.
Aah!
[LAUGHING]
Blasted carpet!
You tricked me!
Surrender or taste samurai steel.
Bombs away, buddy.
What's this?
What manner of beast
is trying to devour me?
Aha!
Treacherous coward!
Uhh!
Hyah!
[CHUCKLES]
This is going to be good.
What?
Uhh! Uhh!
You have lost, my long-eared friend.
Now, you must keep your part of the bargain
and destroy the turtles.
You are right. I am honor-bound.
[SIGHS] I give up, guys.
There's a jillion other dimensions out there.
I'm never gonna find usagi's
without him here to help me.
Which means we've gotta go to obento's and get him.
Which means disguise time.
Uh, these getups are all right for the street,
but if anyone spots us down here,
we're gonna look a little strange.
Relax, Donatello.
Who's gonna see us down here?
I cannot do this.
They are my good friends who trust me,
yet I must.
My samurai honor demands it.
Hyah!
What...
Usagi!
Hey, little dude,
we were just coming to visit you.
Why do I get the feeling
he isn't real glad to see us?
Yo, usagi,
it's us, little buddy.
Why are you waving your sword at us like that?
I am sorry, my friends.
Please forgive me for what I am about to do.
[ALL YELLING]
Is it just me,
or does usagi seem to have
a hate on for us?
The dude has fully freaked out.
Yes, but why?
Who knows?
We can't get near enough to ask him.
Listen, usagi, if this is your idea of a joke...
Hyah!
Usagi, what on earth's gotten into you?
I am sorry. This is a matter of honor.
From here, it looks like a matter of survival!
Quick, after him!
Why? So he can turn us into turtle sashimi?
No, so we can find out
why he's acting like this.
Yipe! Yipe!
Hyah!
Usagi, what's come over you?
Yeah, we're your compadres, dude.
I must put an end to our relationship.
And to you.
That might not be as easy as you think!
Watch out, usagi.
Be careful! Look both ways!
He's heading into that shopping mall.
Come on! After him!
After him? The guy's trying to send us
to that big pet shop in the sky!
Usagi lives by a strict samurai code.
I suspect someone is forcing him to do this,
and we've got to find out who!
[CARS HONKING]
Is he tied securely?
Ooh, this guy ain't going nowheres.
[YAWNS AND SNORTS] Nothing to do now
but wait for that rabbit to finish the job.
Oh, bebop.
That's why you're such a failure in life.
You let others do your work for you!
Well, gee, you really think so, boss?
I know so!
Instead of loafing around,
you two throwbacks should be out doing things.
Ooh! Ooh! I got a idea, boss.
We'll go look for some fuel.
Uh, yeah! Then we can bring the technodrome
up to the surface.
Good thinking! Go out there
and steal every source of fuel
you can lay your unwashed hands on.
Right, boss.
Fuel, fuel, fuel!
Having others do your work for you...
Oh! That's what being the boss is all about.
How are we going to scope him out
in all this traffic?
Simple. Just look for a group of people
who are screaming in terror.
There he is. Over there.
These stairs...
They have a mind of their own.
Uhh!
Going down!
[ALARM RINGING]
I hope this is enough.
Ooh, well, it ain't.
We got to get lots more energy for the boss.
Grab them flashlight batteries, bebop.
Hey, no free samples!
You gotta pay for those!
Yeah, sit down and have a drink.
Whoa!
[CROWD MURMURING]
The easter bunny's gone berserk!
Will you sign my egg, Mr. easter bunny?
Perhaps there is hope for this dimension.
Their young are evolving into a higher life form.
Look sharp, buds. Dive bomber at 3 o'clock!
What strange manner of bird are these?
We gotta do something.
Usagi's gonna turn this place into a junkyard.
Yeah. Where's his holiday spirit?
Maybe obento knows what's wrong with him.
Great, but we're never gonna get
to the far east animal society
with that freaked out furball on our tails.
We've got to seal him off somehow.
I've got an idea!
Now, Raphael, my friend,
I must bid you sayonara.
Yoo-hoo!
Oh, usagi!
I'm over here, dude.
Ha ha. I'm also here.
Not to mention here
and here...And here!
I've always wanted to be on TV.
Aah! Stand still.
Stand still. One of you must be real.
Gotcha.
In you go.
All right, Donatello, now!
Uhh!
He'll be lost in the sewers for hours.
Now let's head for the animal society.
Uh, you think we swiped enough stuff yet?
Hmm...Nope.
We still need more.
More power than this?
Hey, you know the boss.
He's power mad.
So... [SNORTS]
He wants lots of power, does he?
[TIRES SCREECHING]
Ok, Mac, I'll drive from here on.
Ok, fill her up.
A new breakthrough in the field of energy
was revealed today when Dr. Rufus winterbottom
of acme research unveiled his newest discovery,
a chemical additive
which supercharges ordinary fuel.
Yes, miss o'Neil. A single drop of my supercharger
added to this can of gasoline
will make it powerful enough
to fly a jet from here to Paris.
Oh, now, that's something the boss would really like.
Come on, we're going to pay acme research
a little visit.
Excuse me, but have you seen 4 turtles?
[DOG WHIMPERS]
I keep forgetting.
Not every creature in this strange world can speak.
No matter. There are other ways
to sniff them out.
[SNIFFS]
Eh, what's up, doc?
Heh heh. I always wanted to say that.
Ooh, hand over that formula.
No, I refuse to.
Ok, wise guy, which one's the supercharger?
I won't tell.
Ok, then we'll just take all of them.
I don't get this. Where's obento?
And what's gone on in here?
Whoa, there's been a humongous battle,
that's for sure.
You're right. There are sword marks everywhere
as if some sort of a duel had been fought.
What do you suppose this is about?
I doubt if it's someone's good-luck charm.
Hyah!
Now, my friends, you are finished!
Forgive me, my friends,
but a rabbit must do what a rabbit must do.
But like, why does a rabbit have to do it to us?
We don't want to hurt you, usagi,
but we will stop you.
Try if you wish, but you will fail!
Hyah!
Uhh! Usagi, what's behind all this?
Uhh! Now, tell us.
It shames me to say it,
but I lost a duel to a Mr. shredder.
Shredder?
Whoa!
Now the pieces are finally starting
to fall into place.
We'll tie you up if we have to,
until you listen to reason!
You will not!
Whoa!
Again?
Again? Was that how you lost to shredder?
Yes, as best as I recall.
You've been tricked.
See? That huge magnet prevented you from striking.
Uhh!
Forgive me.
I had hoped to do the honorable thing.
You mean like wasting us?
And yet, I realize that to betray one's friends
is the most dishonorable act of all.
How can I ever redeem myself?
I have an idea.
We've seen this stuff work, boss. [SNORTS]
And it's like some kind of energy booster.
But what good is it if I can't tell
which beaker contains the supercharger compound?
Hey, boss, I think I found it.
Look what this stuff does to my toy robot.
Incredible!
Ooh, we better do something
before it wrecks the joint.
There, I did something.
Outstanding! With this formula,
that truckload of gasoline will be sufficient
to repower the entire technodrome
and stamp this planet flat!
Quickly! We must load up.
I have carried out your request.
Excellent. Take them to the next room.
I will deal with them in a moment.
Bebop, rock steady, bring out the old man.
There. What now?
Just go out there and stall them.
The party starts in 30 seconds.
Very well.
Yo, dudes, check it out.
Boy, are we lucky or what?
Let's get these crates open.
I have kept my bargain.
Now release obento.
Rabbit, you have carried out my orders well.
So well in fact,
that I think I'll keep you in my employ.
But that was not our agreement.
Usagi yojimbo, swear eternal loyalty to me,
or the old man perishes.
What? Never!
Not so fast, carrot breath.
I hope this thing works.
I warn you. Defy me,
and you will share this old man's fate.
I will never serve you!
Then so be it.
Hold it, shred man.
The turtles!
They're still alive!
H-hey, you said
the bunny was going to finish them off.
Aah! That means they're g-g-g-ghosts!
Then they won't mind being obliterated again.
That's what you think.
Donatello, fire one!
Cowabunga, dudes!
Now, this is what I call a party!
Ooh, it's world war III all over again!
You brainless hulks,
this isn't an abandoned warehouse.
It's a fireworks factory!
So, usagi,
what do you think of our little town?
It is quite colorful.
We must get the fuel supercharger.
Fuel supercharger?
Whoops, ha ha, clumsy me.
Oh!
Turtles, surrender at once,
or I'll blast you all to reptilian remnants.
I hate to tell you this, shredder,
but this was the right vial.
The formula, what did you do with it?
You'll find out just about...
Now!
Hurry! We'll be blown to bits!
The villains are escaping!
So what else is new?
We can't bother with them.
We must get out of here.
Wait! Obento!
Come, master.
This structure is no longer safe.
Whoa-ho! After this,
the fourth of July's going to seem awesomely dull.
Usagi, I hope you've learned
never to trust that evil shredder again.
I have, my friends.
And I hope you can forgive me.
Remember, usagi is still a stranger here,
and has much to learn about our world.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
And here comes lesson numero uno.
Thanks, dude.
Usagi's about to sample
our world's most tubuloso cuisine.
What manner of thing is this?
It's called pizza, dude.
Is it safe to eat?
Yeah, but I'm warning you,
it's habit-forming.
Mmm. You know,
I think I'm going to like
living in this world.
All right, dude.
Leave some for me!
[ALL LAUGHING]
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